After high school you realize you were only friends with some people because you saw them five times a week. This thought has been haunting me for months (via sebatsianstans) 677,873 notes

roboboners:

jayda95:

all-because-we-fell-in-love:

floozys:

vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”

Uhh. The baby doesnt come out of where the penis goes in…

stay in school y’all

i hate to be the bearer of bad news but the vagina and the vagina are, in fact, the same thing

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When contemplating a $15.00 purchase
  • 10-year-old me: Wow idk that's a lot of money
  • 15-year-old me: Kickass, that's so cheap
  • 20-year-old me: Wow idk that's a lot of money
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versvcx:

fuck you but fuck me first

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You should not
have to rip yourself
into pieces to keep
others whole.
Unknown, I Am Seeing Less And Less of You (via bookara) 303,983 notes